teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

Anonymous asked:
you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away*

trillow:

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

dicaeopolis:

im really curious what happened in those 22 comments

cas-with-a-shot-gun:

itsadamstillinhell:

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

Do you think this’ll work for climbing out of hell?

Adam should try it some time

cas-with-a-shot-gun:

itsadamstillinhell:

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

Do you think this’ll work for climbing out of hell?

Adam should try it some time

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

"im gonna go to bed at ten tonight"
someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)
toke-the-smoke:

Date night

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

maritzac:

what boxes

maritzac:

what boxes