gayspicy:

*scientists find my body in a bog thousands of years from now* Wow.. this girl must have been so sexy and glamorous



damn….. ash is shredded as fuck
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damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

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IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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hydreigxn:

ok but why glorify cheating when you could glorify happy, healthy polyamory/open relationships instead

allthingspiggly:

worldofthecutestcuties:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.

allthingspiggly:

worldofthecutestcuties:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey